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Post by Tim White on Jul 6, 2004 20:36:46 GMT
That could be like me being 15th Dan in Alexjutsu. I've heard of Dan's going up because so many people were x dan already. I think the top dogs can do this. It's like in kendo (or whatever it is, the one with the ceremonial kata type thing with a 'live' blade) where the Master Master (as Glen put it) can change the kata's. In theory I guess you could get everyone doing the funky chicken. ?? Alex, Could I see the requirements for you new system. I am very interested to see what the requirements would be for 15th dan... Maybe, I should join your system. "Just Kidding" LOL ;D Tim
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Post by Travis Bowler on Jul 6, 2004 22:55:33 GMT
Requirements for Travjitsu - Yellow belt grading - revision 1: - This is a full day test. So prepare for it an early stage. MORNING: 1 - After waking up, must use special 'sixth sense' to make it to the toilet without using any lights, and without full mobility of legs that are still half asleep. 2 - Must be able to freshly brew a coffee so strong it could be used as a drain cleaner. 2.1 - If testing is on a weekend, must also be able to cook up a brekky of bacon/eggs/muffins/baked beans and grilled tomatos (note - ingredients are not provided, this is the hard part - you must get them without having to leave the house). 3 - Use internal Chi energy to move bloated tummy from kitchen table to couch, chose video to watch you've seen before but forgotten that you have. DAY: 4 - Drive to the Park, after arrival, use aquired Ninja skills to feed the ducks right next to the 'dont feed the ducks' sign coz they're so d*mn cute. 4.1 - If Ninja skills fail, fallback to 'Sprint' skill, to avoid those yelling at you for feeding ducks when you shouldn't be. 5. Log onto iaomas and do a write up on skills learnt so far ;D Further requirements dependent apon write up
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Post by Tim White on Jul 7, 2004 0:43:04 GMT
Trav,
If these are your requirements, I bet you are the master of your system.....
I do 90% of those things daily.....
LOL
Tim
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Post by Alex Catterall on Jul 7, 2004 16:18:25 GMT
Chicken seminar eh Antz? Sounds interesting. Did it make a mess? I'm interested in Travjitsu but I don't eat red meat. Can your system adapt to my needs? I could do fried egg and mushroom stuff? Fried bread? Mmm. Hungry all of a sudden. For those that are interested in Alexjutsu it involves power napping and the ability to fight your way out of small brown paper bags. Sometimes blindfolded...
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Post by Travis Bowler on Jul 7, 2004 22:22:20 GMT
Is the Paper bag allowed to be wet? Or would we have to tough it out with the real deal?
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Post by Andy "Mr Miyagi" Wright on Jul 8, 2004 17:44:31 GMT
I could do fried egg and mushroom stuff? Fried bread? Mmm. Hungry all of a sudden. blimey, you sounded like homer simpson for a moment...;D
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Post by Alex Catterall on Jul 10, 2004 10:35:11 GMT
*I*sounded like Homer?? Where do you think the producers for the show GOT their ideas from?? Huh?
It wasn't from some average, overweight, bolding, american guy with a bad skin problem. It was me, me, MEEEE!
Actually Trav you've got a point there. Although it's suprisingly hard when it's wet. Sometimes it's easier dry y'know. Although less chance of paper cuts when wet.
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Post by Stuart Anslow on Jul 19, 2004 14:11:28 GMT
Hi! My name is Luke Pollard I train in Taekwondo, and i live and train in Falmouth, Cornwall. The school i belong to is First Defence Taekwondo, run by Mr Mike Beard. We belong to the GTI. Our club is a member of IOMAS, so i suppose i am lol! I am completely devoted to martial arts, and my people who do not train say i am obsessed!! lol I am extremely interested in taekwondo and all martial arts, and want to continue to be a major part in my life in the future. cheers luke p.s: im 15 not 14, i havent figured out how to change it yet! Hello Luke, Welcome to the IAOMAS (ahem) forum. Its nice to have students on here. Dont be afraid to get involved. Regards, Stuart Anslow
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Post by Anthony 'Antz' Whitaker on Jul 20, 2004 21:13:53 GMT
Chicken seminar eh Antz? Sounds interesting. Did it make a mess? Don't know; never attended one. Probably boring crap anyway...
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Post by Alex Catterall on Jul 27, 2004 13:43:59 GMT
MWA HA HAAA! I AM A GOD! ;D
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Post by Tim White on Jul 27, 2004 15:20:27 GMT
Alex,
The prophets have spoken, You are a God.
Tim
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Andy "Mr Miyagi" Wright on Aug 3, 2004 16:49:21 GMT
MWA HA HAAA! I AM A GOD! ;D welcome my son... join the hallowed realms of god-hood;)
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Post by Olivier Van-Overbeek on Aug 3, 2004 17:10:08 GMT
welcom my friend
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Post by Alex Catterall on Aug 19, 2004 19:51:21 GMT
I took a right hammering at training tonight and you know what? I needed it. I thought I was getting too big for my boots again and went sparring with some of the big boys. I might have a shiner coming up as well.
I was SO knackard though. Chocolate cake and an apple arn't good to have before training. Does funny things to you bowls.
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Post by Andy "Mr Miyagi" Wright on Sept 7, 2004 18:56:46 GMT
...Does funny things to you bowls. thanks for sharing that, alex..
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